Answering, "Voting for neither candidate of a major political party is going to bring us closer to God."
SPORTSSteelers Open Season with Home Victory
Deja Vu for the Steelers
FEATURE GREEK LIFE:
Steelers seeking the Seattle Seahawks on Sunday’s Super Bowl XL was like……
Ramesh C. Reddy
Editors Note: At Schenley Cafe, students share their responses! Unfortunately, there were not 40 responses to post the Top 40!
What I have been waiting for my entire life!
Lisa Babb from Chi Omega
Goliath beating David
Finding the woman of your dreams, hanging around your best friend, so you try to win her heart.
A drunk person searching for the Cathedral of Learning one night and finding it and celebrating.
Lindsay Wright from Kappa Kappa Gamma
Being the new guy in prison, it sure sucks to be you.
Magellan seeking the fountain of youth! It’s a waste of time and they’re just gonna die trying.
A raptor hunting down a chipmunk, there’s no competition.
Gym cool breezing juice in October fountain.
Mary from Delta Zeta
Me seeking chicken & fries č The chicken doesn’t have a prayer.
Trying to stick white on rice.
Taking candy from a baby.
Kelli from Delta Zeta
Chuck Norris knitting sweaters and by ‘KNIT’, I mean “KICK” and by “SWEATERS”, I mean babies.
Mistica and Betsy from Chi Omega
Chuck Norris delivering a premature baby and then seeking out the absentee father and roundhouse kicking him in the face.
Sasquatch Samurai Sword-Fighting Silly Scantily-Skirted Smurfs!
Brian Fantana and Jordana from Chi Omega
The Little Blue Things (Defensive Line) that try to eat PACMAN! (Hasselback) Woo hoo Steelers!
Julie Colbert from Kappa Kappa Gamma