11. Being president of the United States would be like BEING MARRIED BY REV. JENN HAGENBOO, THE PRESIDENT OF KAPPA DELTA 2008.
Kristen Lauterbach, Kappa Delta

10. Being president of the United States would be like HAVING JENN HAGENBOO AS MY CHIEF JUSTICE.
Laura Osmolinski, Kappa Delta

9. Being president of the United States would be like HAVING SECRET SERVICE FOLLOW YOU TO THE BATHROOM.
Becky R.

8. Being president of the United States would be like BEING RAMESH IN MARKET CENTRAL.
John M.

7. Being president of the United States would be like DYING A THOUSAND DEATHS.
Courtney Sanford

6. Being president of the United States would be like GETTING MY HEAD CARVED INTO MT. RUSHMORE.
Kaitlin S,

5. Being president of the United States would be like A STITCH AWAY FROM MAKING IT AND A SCAR AWAY FROM FALLING APART.
Emanuel Nites

4. Being president of the United States would be like COMING ON STAGE AFTER A VERY BAD COMEDIAN. THE AUDIENCE WOULD BE GRATEFUL FOR PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING.
Travis J.

3. Being president of the United States would be like RUNNING THROUGH A FIELD OF WILD FLOWERS ON A WARM SUNNY DAY.
Elysha DeCola, Delta Zeta

2. Being president of the United States would be like CATCHING THE ILLEST WAVE DOWN THE SHORE AND RIDING ALL DAY.
Mary O'Brien, Delta Zeta

1. Being president of the United States would be like GOING TO CHUCKY CHEESE AND GETTING TO PUSH DOWN LITTLE KIDS.
Adam J.

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Editors Note: The compilation is based on the judgment of a PS reader. Feel free to express your view if you disagree with any placement. These top 14 are in celebration of President's Day.

February 18, 2008